More Random Thoughts of an Exhausted Writer

Why does garlic taste so good but smell so bad? I don’t care that the Daily Show made fun of it, the post office ads are kinda right: hand-written letters are pretty much… Read More →

2012 Resolutions: If you don’t make ‘em, you can’t break ‘em.

Last year, I made a huge, GINORMOUS list of resolutions. And despite failing on a number of them, it worked out pretty well. (Highlights? I got an agent, raised nearly $7000 for charity:… Read More →

10 things I learned while watching Match Point

Even when he’s playing a douche, Jonathan Rhys Meyers is still insanely attractive, zoinks. Dramatic tension is SO COOL. Because you’re all, “But this has to happen! I’m expecting it!”. You glance at… Read More →

10 Things I Learned Watching Jane Eyre

Men with bipolar disorder are not dangerous, just misunderstood, and therefore sexy. Scruff is nice. Epic beards…not so much. There can be sexual tension between people who look like they’re wearing pillowcases. Mia… Read More →

Things I Have Learned Today

In list form. I am a closet vampire. The things that make ME feel squishy and uncomfortable would probably make my fictional characters feel squishy and uncomfortable, which is a SUPER WIN for… Read More →

Awesome-sauce-ness, in list form.

For those of you who haven’t been reading my blog for awhile, let me let you in on a little secret: I like lists. I like making lists. I like reading lists. I… Read More →