Agh.

Have you ever been sleepy, bored, and had nothing to do?  And while this bout of ennui was going on, was it a little too late to be awake?  Especially when you had to wake up (relatively) early in the morning for work?  And, to top it all off, at this work you’re expected to be excessively energetic because, hey, you teach 11- to 15-year-olds?  And tomorrow is the last class you’ll have of the year with a number of the 12-year-olds?  So you ought to make it as fun as possible?  Which means being well rested?

No?

Oh.  Well, that’s me right now.

GO TO SLEEP, SELF.

(Noooooo…. says stupid-self.)

GO TO SLEEP!

(But that would mean I’d have to move.)

GO TO SLEEP!

(Maybe… later.)

How is it possible to procrastinate on SLEEP?!  Holy crap.

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