Important Question about Life:
Why don’t more men know how to dance?
Because, personal opinion, and I’m going to say that the large majority of women agree with me, but a man who can dance is incredibly sexy. Like, his sexy meter will get a +15 bonus as soon as he steps on the dance floor and shows that he understands the concept of a beat.
So why do men find, yanno, going to a dance class and maybe learning how to move such a foreign concept? Don’t most men want to get chicks? And don’t they want a surefire way to do so?
Well, feast your eyes on the man-meat that is Gerard Butler. Four years ago he had a goatee the size of a small country, but now I’m salivating over him. For serious, this is what straight men should do to get chicks.
The end. I’m gonna finish watching the movie now. 🙂